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Fortune: 1926 - 1935 of 2182 from Freebsd Fortunes 3

Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1926 of 2182

Good day to avoid cops.  Crawl to school.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1927 of 2182

Good day to avoid cops.  Crawl to work.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1928 of 2182

Good day to deal with people in high places;
particularly lonely stewardesses.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1929 of 2182

Good day to let down old friends who need help.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1930 of 2182

Good evening, gentlemen.  I am a HAL 9000 computer.  I became operational
at the HAL plant in Urbana, Illinois, on January 11th, nineteen hundred
ninety-five.  My supervisor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a
song.  If you would like, I could sing it for you.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1931 of 2182

Good, fast, and cheap.  Choose any two.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1932 of 2182

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1933 of 2182

Good government never depends upon laws, but upon the personal qualities of
those who govern.  The machinery of government is always subordinate to the
will of those who administer that machinery.  The most important element of
government, therefore, is the method of choosing leaders.
                -- Frank Herbert, "Children of Dune"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1934 of 2182

"Good health" is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1935 of 2182

Good judgement comes from experience.
Experience comes from bad judgement.
                -- Jim Horning
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