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GREAT MOMENTS IN HISTORY (#7):  November 23, 1915

Pancake make-up is invented; most people continue to prefer syrup.

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
                -- Albert Einstein

They laughed at Einstein.  They laughed at the Wright Brothers.  But they
also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
                -- Carl Sagan

Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.

Green light in A.M. for new projects.
Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.

Green's Law of Debate:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.

Grelb's Reminder:
        Eighty percent of all people consider
        themselves to be above average drivers.

grep me no patterns and I'll tell you no lines.

Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full
value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.
                -- Mark Twain

Griffin's Thought:
        When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.

Grig (the navigator):
        ... so you see, it's just the two of us against the entire space
        armada.
Alex (the gunner):
        What?!?
Grig:   I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against
        overwhelming odds.
Alex:   It'll be a slaughter!
Grig:   That's the spirit!
                -- The Last Starfighter