Freebsd Fortunes 3
fortune: 611 - 620 of 2182 from freebsd fortunes 3
Motd - Message of the Day
Humor, Quotes, Proverbs, Aphorisms...
Daily Fortunes Feed Subscribe - Daily Fortunes - motd.ambians.com
Daily fortunes for your site
Mar 19, 2024
Motd Home     Daily Fortunes     Best of Fortunes     Worst of Fortunes

Freebsd Fortunes 3

Fortune: 611 - 620 of 2182 from Freebsd Fortunes 3

Freebsd Fortunes 3:  611 of 2182

Certain passages in several laws have always defied interpretation and the
most inexplicable must be a matter of opinion.  A judge of the Court of
Session of Scotland has sent the editors of this book his candidate which
reads, "In the Nuts (unground), (other than ground nuts) Order, the expression
nuts shall have reference to such nuts, other than ground nuts, as would
but for this amending Order not qualify as nuts (unground) (other than ground
nuts) by reason of their being nuts (unground)."
                -- Guiness Book of World Records, 1973
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  612 of 2182

Certainly the game is rigged.
Don't let that stop you; if you don't bet, you can't win.
                -- Robert Heinlein, "Time Enough For Love"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  613 of 2182

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy,
But it's very funny --
did you ever try buying them without money?
                -- Ogden Nash
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  614 of 2182

C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas la guerre!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  615 of 2182

C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas l'Informatique.
                -- Bosquet [on seeing the IBM 4341]
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  616 of 2182

CF&C stole it, fair and square.
                -- Tim Hahn
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  617 of 2182

Chairman of the Bored.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  618 of 2182

Chamberlain's Laws:
        1: The big guys always win.
        2: Everything tastes more or less like chicken.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  619 of 2182

Champagne don't make me lazy.  Cocaine don't drive me crazy.
Ain't nobody's business but my own.
                -- Taj Mahal
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  620 of 2182

Chance is perhaps the work of God when He did not want to sign.
                -- Anatole France
« Prev Random Freebsd Fortunes 3   Next »
« Prev  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  139  140  141  142  143  144  145  146  147  148  149  150  151  152  153  154  155  156  157  158  159  160  161  162  163  164  165  166  167  168  169  170  171  172  173  174  175  176  177  178  179  180  181  182  183  184  185  186  187  188  189  190  191  192  193  194  195  196  197  198  199  200  201  202  203  204  205  206  207  208  209  210  211  212  213  214  215  216  217  218  219  Next »
Search [help]

About  |  Contact Us  |  Terms of Use  |  Privacy & Disclosure
FreeBsd Quotes  |  Linux Quotes