Freebsd Fortunes 3

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy,
But it's very funny --
did you ever try buying them without money?
                -- Ogden Nash

C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas la guerre!

C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas l'Informatique.
                -- Bosquet [on seeing the IBM 4341]

CF&C stole it, fair and square.
                -- Tim Hahn

Chairman of the Bored.

Chamberlain's Laws:
        1: The big guys always win.
        2: Everything tastes more or less like chicken.

Champagne don't make me lazy.  Cocaine don't drive me crazy.
Ain't nobody's business but my own.
                -- Taj Mahal

Chance is perhaps the work of God when He did not want to sign.
                -- Anatole France

Change your thoughts and you change your world.

Changing husbands/wives is only changing troubles.
                -- Kathleen Norris