Freebsd Fortunes 3

C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas l'Informatique.
                -- Bosquet [on seeing the IBM 4341]

CF&C stole it, fair and square.
                -- Tim Hahn

Chairman of the Bored.

Chamberlain's Laws:
        1: The big guys always win.
        2: Everything tastes more or less like chicken.

Champagne don't make me lazy.  Cocaine don't drive me crazy.
Ain't nobody's business but my own.
                -- Taj Mahal

Chance is perhaps the work of God when He did not want to sign.
                -- Anatole France

Change your thoughts and you change your world.

Changing husbands/wives is only changing troubles.
                -- Kathleen Norris

Chaos is King and Magic is loose in the world.

Chapter 2:  Newtonian Growth and Decay

        The growth-decay formulas were developed in the trivial fashion by
Isaac Newton's famous brother Phigg.  His idea was to provide an equation
that would describe a quantity that would dwindle and dwindle, but never
quite reach zero.  Historically, he was merely trying to work out his
mortgage.  Another versatile equation also emerged, one which would define
a function that would continue to grow, but never reach unity.  This equation
can be applied to charging capacitors, over-damped springs, and the human
race in general.