| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 732 of 2182 |
Comedy, like Medicine, was never meant to be practiced by the general public.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 733 of 2182 |
Coming to Stores Near You:
101 Grammatically Correct Popular Tunes Featuring:
(You Aren't Anything but a) Hound Dog
It Doesn't Mean a Thing If It Hasn't Got That Swing
I'm Not Misbehaving
And A Whole Lot More...
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 734 of 2182 |
Coming together is a beginning;
keeping together is progress;
working together is success.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 735 of 2182 |
Commit the oldest sins the newest kind of ways.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 736 of 2182 |
COMMITTMENT:
Committment can be illustrated by a breakfast of ham and eggs.
The chicken was involved, the pig was committed.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 737 of 2182 |
Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.
-- Josh Billings
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
-- Albert Einstein
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 738 of 2182 |
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
-- Albert Einstein
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 739 of 2182 |
Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world.
Everyone thinks he has enough.
-- Descartes, 1637
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 740 of 2182 |
Commoner's three laws of ecology:
1) No action is without side-effects.
2) Nothing ever goes away.
3) There is no free lunch.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 741 of 2182 |
Communicate! It can't make things any worse.
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