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Coming together is a beginning;
        keeping together is progress;
                working together is success.

Commit the oldest sins the newest kind of ways.
                -- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"

COMMITTMENT:
        Committment can be illustrated by a breakfast of ham and eggs.
        The chicken was involved, the pig was committed.

Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.
                -- Josh Billings

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
                -- Albert Einstein

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
                -- Albert Einstein

Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world.
Everyone thinks he has enough.
                -- Descartes, 1637

Commoner's three laws of ecology:
        1) No action is without side-effects.
        2) Nothing ever goes away.
        3) There is no free lunch.

Communicate!  It can't make things any worse.

Comparing software engineering to classical engineering assumes that software
has the ability to wear out.  Software typically behaves, or it does not.  It
either works, or it does not.  Software generally does not degrade, abrade,
stretch, twist, or ablate.  To treat it as a physical entity, therefore, is
misapplication of our engineering skills.  Classical engineering deals with
the characteristics of hardware; software engineering should deal with the
characteristics of *software*, and not with hardware or management.
                -- Dan Klein