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Conquering Russia should be done steppe by steppe.

Conscience doth make cowards of us all.
                -- Shakespeare

Conscience is defined as the thing that hurts
when everything else feels great.

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
                -- H.L. Mencken, "A Mencken Chrestomathy"

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.

CONSENT DECREE:
        A document in which a hapless company consents never to commit
        in the future whatever heinous violations of Federal law it
        never admitted to in the first place.

Conservative:
        One who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.
                -- Leo C. Rosten

Conservative, n:
        A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished
        from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

"Consider a spherical bear, in simple harmonic motion..."
                -- Professor in the UCB physics department

Consider the following axioms carefully:
        "Everything's better when it sits on a Ritz."
        and
        "Everything's better with Blue Bonnet on it."
What happens if one spreads Blue Bonnet margarine on a Ritz cracker?  The
thought is frightening.  Is this how God came into being?  Try not to
consider the fact that "Things go better with Coke".