Freebsd Fortunes 3

COPYING MACHINE:
        A device that shreds paper, flashes mysteriously coded messages,
        and makes duplicates for everyone in the office who isn't
        interested in reading them.

Coronation, n:
        The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and visible
        signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite bomb.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

Correction does much, but encouragement does more.
                -- Goethe

Correspondence Corollary:
        An experiment may be considered a success if no more than half
        your data must be discarded to obtain correspondence with your theory.

CORRUPT:
        In politics, holding an office of trust or profit.

Corrupt, stupid grasping functionaries will make at least as big a muddle
of socialism as stupid, selfish and acquisitive employers can make of
capitalism.
                -- Walter Lippmann

Corruption is not the No. 1 priority of the Police Commissioner.
His job is to enforce the law and fight crime.
                -- P.B.A. President E.J. Kiernan

Corry's Law:
        Paper is always strongest at the perforations.

Couldn't we jury-rig the cat to act as an audio switch, and have it yell
at people to save their core images before logging them out?  I'm sure
the cattle prod would be effective in this regard.  In any case, a traverse
mounted iguana, while more perverted, gives better traction, not to mention
being easier to stake.

Counting in binary is just like counting
in decimal -- if you are all thumbs.
                -- Glaser and Way