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If you hit two keys on the typewriter,
the one you don't want hits the paper.
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Dianetics is a milestone for man comparable to his discovery of
fire and superior to his invention of the wheel and the arch.
-- L. Ron Hubbard
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Dibble's First Law of Sociology:
Some do, some don't.
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Did it ever occur to you that fat chance
and slim chance mean the same thing?
Or that we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
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Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control
has already been born?
-- Benny Hill
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Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think
that's how dogs spend their lives.
-- Sue Murphy
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Did you ever wonder what you'd say to God if He sneezed?
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"Did YOU find a DIGITAL WATCH in YOUR box of VELVEETA?"
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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Did you hear about the model who sat
on a broken bottle and cut a nice figure?
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Did you hear that Captain Crunch, Sugar Bear, Tony the Tiger, and
Snap, Crackle and Pop were all murdered recently...
Police suspect the work of a cereal killer!