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Freebsd Fortunes 3:  961 of 2182

DeVries' Dilemma:
        If you hit two keys on the typewriter,
        the one you don't want hits the paper.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  962 of 2182

Dianetics is a milestone for man comparable to his discovery of
fire and superior to his invention of the wheel and the arch.
                -- L. Ron Hubbard
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  963 of 2182

Dibble's First Law of Sociology:
        Some do, some don't.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  964 of 2182

Did it ever occur to you that fat chance
and slim chance mean the same thing?

Or that we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  965 of 2182

Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control
has already been born?
                -- Benny Hill
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  966 of 2182

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?  I think
that's how dogs spend their lives.
                -- Sue Murphy
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  967 of 2182

Did you ever wonder what you'd say to God if He sneezed?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  968 of 2182

"Did YOU find a DIGITAL WATCH in YOUR box of VELVEETA?"
                -- Zippy the Pinhead
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  969 of 2182

Did you hear about the model who sat
on a broken bottle and cut a nice figure?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  970 of 2182

Did you hear that Captain Crunch, Sugar Bear, Tony the Tiger, and
Snap, Crackle and Pop were all murdered recently...

Police suspect the work of a cereal killer!
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