Freebsd Fortunes 5

Old timer, n:
        One who remembers when charity was a virtue and not an organization.

Oliver's Law:
        Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

omnibiblious, adj.:
        Indifferent to type of drink.  Ex: "Oh, you can get me anything.
        I'm omnibiblious."

On a clear day, U.C.L.A.

On a clear disk you can seek forever.
                -- P. Denning

On a paper submitted by a physicist colleague:

"This isn't right.  This isn't even wrong."
                -- Wolfgang Pauli

On a tous un peu peur de l'amour, mais on
a surtout peur de souffrir ou de faire souffrir.

[One is always a little afraid of love, but
above all, one is afraid of pain or causing pain.]

On ability:
        A dwarf is small, even if he stands on a mountain top;
        a colossus keeps his height, even if he stands in a well.
                -- Lucius Annaeus Seneca, 4BC - 65AD

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only
nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter
what it does.
                -- Will Rogers

On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only
nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter
what it does.
                -- The Best of Will Rogers