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Make a wish, it might come true.
 
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Make headway at work.  Continue to let things deteriorate at home.
 
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Make it right before you make it faster.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  114 of 2298

Make no little plans; they have no magic to stir men's blood.
                -- Daniel Hudson Burnham
 
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Make sure your code does nothing gracefully.
 
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Make war not sex.  (It's safer.)
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  117 of 2298

Making files is easy under the UNIX operating system.  Therefore, users
tend to create numerous files using large amounts of file space.  It has
been said that the only standard thing about all UNIX systems is the
message-of-the-day telling users to clean up their files.
                -- System V.2 administrator's guide
 
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Malek's Law:
        Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  119 of 2298

MALPRACTICE:
        The reason surgeons wear masks.
 
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MAN:
        An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he
        is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be.  His chief
        occupation is extermination of other animals and his own species,
        which, however, multiplies with such insistent rapidity as to infest
        the whole habitable earth and Canada.
                -- A. Bierce
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