Freebsd Fortunes 5

Make headway at work.  Continue to let things deteriorate at home.

Make it right before you make it faster.

Make no little plans; they have no magic to stir men's blood.
                -- Daniel Hudson Burnham

Make sure your code does nothing gracefully.

Make war not sex.  (It's safer.)

Making files is easy under the UNIX operating system.  Therefore, users
tend to create numerous files using large amounts of file space.  It has
been said that the only standard thing about all UNIX systems is the
message-of-the-day telling users to clean up their files.
                -- System V.2 administrator's guide

Malek's Law:
        Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.

MALPRACTICE:
        The reason surgeons wear masks.

MAN:
        An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he
        is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be.  His chief
        occupation is extermination of other animals and his own species,
        which, however, multiplies with such insistent rapidity as to infest
        the whole habitable earth and Canada.
                -- A. Bierce

Man and wife make one fool.