Freebsd Fortunes 5

One time the police stopped me for speeding.  They said, "Don't you know the
speed limit is fifty-five miles an hour?"  I said, "Yeah, I know, but I wasn't
going to be out that long."
                -- Steven Wright

One toke over the line, sweet Mary,
One toke over the line,
Sittin' downtown in a railway station,
One toke over the line.
Waitin' for the train that goes home,
Hopin' that the train is on time,
Sittin' downtown in a railway station,
One toke over the line.

One way to stop a run away horse is to bet on him.

One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at
the stake while the votes were being counted.
                -- Thomas B. Reed

One would like to stroke and caress human beings, but one dares not do so,
because they bite.
                -- Vladimir Lenin

One-Shot Case Study, n:
        The scientific equivalent of the four-leaf clover, from which
it is concluded all clovers possess four leaves and are sometimes green.

On-line:
        The idea that a human being should always be accessible to a computer.

Only a fool has no doubts.

Only a mediocre person is always at his best.
                -- Laurence Peter

Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.