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One would like to stroke and caress human beings, but one dares not do so,
because they bite.
-- Vladimir Lenin
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One-Shot Case Study, n:
The scientific equivalent of the four-leaf clover, from which
it is concluded all clovers possess four leaves and are sometimes green.
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The idea that a human being should always be accessible to a computer.
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Only a fool has no doubts.
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Only a mediocre person is always at his best.
-- Laurence Peter
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Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.
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Only fools are quoted.
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Only God can make random selections.
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Only great masters of style can succeed in being obtuse.
-- Oscar Wilde
Most UNIX programmers are great masters of style.
-- The Unnamed Usenetter
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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
essential food groups -- alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
-- Alex Levine
[Oh come on, everybody knows that the four basic food groups are
hot sugar, cold sugar, carbohydrates and grease. Ed.]