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Only the hypocrite is really rotten to the core.
                -- Hannah Arendt
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1142 of 2298

Only those who leisurely approach that which the masses are
busy about can be busy about that which the masses take leisurely.
                -- Lao Tsu
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1143 of 2298

Only two groups of people fall for flattery -- men and women.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1144 of 2298

Only two kinds of witnesses exist.  The first live in a neighborhood where
a crime has been committed and in no circumstances have ever seen anything
or even heard a shot.  The second category are the neighbors of anyone who
happens to be accused of the crime.  These have always looked out of their
windows when the shot was fired, and have noticed the accused person standing
peacefully on his balcony a few yards away.
                -- Sicilian police officer
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1145 of 2298

Only two of my personalities are schizophrenic, but one
of them is paranoid and the other one is out to get him.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1146 of 2298

Only way to open lips of pigeon, sledgehammer.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1147 of 2298

Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1148 of 2298

Onward through the fog.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1149 of 2298

Operator, please trace this call and tell me where I am.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1150 of 2298

Opiates are the religion of the upper-middle classes.
                -- Debbie VanDam
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