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Only two kinds of witnesses exist. The first live in a neighborhood where
a crime has been committed and in no circumstances have ever seen anything
or even heard a shot. The second category are the neighbors of anyone who
happens to be accused of the crime. These have always looked out of their
windows when the shot was fired, and have noticed the accused person standing
peacefully on his balcony a few yards away.
-- Sicilian police officer
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1145 of 2298 |
Only two of my personalities are schizophrenic, but one
of them is paranoid and the other one is out to get him.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1146 of 2298 |
Only way to open lips of pigeon, sledgehammer.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1147 of 2298 |
Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1148 of 2298 |
Onward through the fog.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1149 of 2298 |
Operator, please trace this call and tell me where I am.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1150 of 2298 |
Opiates are the religion of the upper-middle classes.
-- Debbie VanDam
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1151 of 2298 |
Opium is very cheap considering you don't
feel like eating for the next six days.
-- Taylor Mead, famous transvestite
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1152 of 2298 |
Oppernockity tunes but once.
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard
work, so most people don't recognize them.
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