Freebsd Fortunes 5

Optimization hinders evolution.

Or you or I must yield up his life to Ahrimanes.  I would rather it were you.
I should have no hesitation in sacrificing my own life to spare yours, but
we take stock next week, and it would not be fair on the company.
                -- J. Wellington Wells

Oral sex is like being attacked by a giant snail.
                -- Germaine Greer

Orcs really aren't so bad (if you use lots of catsup).

Order and simplification are the first steps toward
mastery of  a subject -- the actual enemy is the unknown.
                -- Thomas Mann

OREGON:
        Eighty billion gallons of water with
        no place to go on Saturday night.

O'Reilly's Law of the Kitchen:
Cleanliness is next to impossible

Oreo

Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds.
Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.
                -- Mike Adams

Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born
to people you could not have possibly met.
                -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"