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Or you or I must yield up his life to Ahrimanes.  I would rather it were you.
I should have no hesitation in sacrificing my own life to spare yours, but
we take stock next week, and it would not be fair on the company.
                -- J. Wellington Wells
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1162 of 2298

Oral sex is like being attacked by a giant snail.
                -- Germaine Greer
 
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Orcs really aren't so bad (if you use lots of catsup).
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1164 of 2298

Order and simplification are the first steps toward
mastery of  a subject -- the actual enemy is the unknown.
                -- Thomas Mann
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1165 of 2298

OREGON:
        Eighty billion gallons of water with
        no place to go on Saturday night.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1166 of 2298

O'Reilly's Law of the Kitchen:
Cleanliness is next to impossible
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1167 of 2298

Oreo
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1168 of 2298

Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds.
Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.
                -- Mike Adams
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1169 of 2298

Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born
to people you could not have possibly met.
                -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"
 
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Osborn's Law:
        Variables won't; constants aren't.
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