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Or you or I must yield up his life to Ahrimanes. I would rather it were you.
I should have no hesitation in sacrificing my own life to spare yours, but
we take stock next week, and it would not be fair on the company.
-- J. Wellington Wells
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Oral sex is like being attacked by a giant snail.
-- Germaine Greer
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Orcs really aren't so bad (if you use lots of catsup).
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Order and simplification are the first steps toward
mastery of a subject -- the actual enemy is the unknown.
-- Thomas Mann
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Eighty billion gallons of water with
no place to go on Saturday night.
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O'Reilly's Law of the Kitchen:
Cleanliness is next to impossible
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Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds.
Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born
to people you could not have possibly met.
-- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"
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Variables won't; constants aren't.