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Oral sex is like being attacked by a giant snail.
-- Germaine Greer
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1163 of 2298 |
Orcs really aren't so bad (if you use lots of catsup).
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1164 of 2298 |
Order and simplification are the first steps toward
mastery of a subject -- the actual enemy is the unknown.
-- Thomas Mann
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OREGON:
Eighty billion gallons of water with
no place to go on Saturday night.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1166 of 2298 |
O'Reilly's Law of the Kitchen:
Cleanliness is next to impossible
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1167 of 2298 |
Oreo
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1168 of 2298 |
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds.
Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born
to people you could not have possibly met.
-- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"
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Osborn's Law:
Variables won't; constants aren't.
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Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?
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