Freebsd Fortunes 5

Order and simplification are the first steps toward
mastery of  a subject -- the actual enemy is the unknown.
                -- Thomas Mann

OREGON:
        Eighty billion gallons of water with
        no place to go on Saturday night.

O'Reilly's Law of the Kitchen:
Cleanliness is next to impossible

Oreo

Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds.
Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.
                -- Mike Adams

Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born
to people you could not have possibly met.
                -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"

Osborn's Law:
        Variables won't; constants aren't.

Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?

Other women cloy
The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry
Where most she satisfies.
                -- Antony and Cleopatra

Others can stop you temporarily, only you can do it permanently.