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Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1205 of 2298

Overflow on /dev/null, please empty the bit bucket.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1206 of 2298

Overheard:
        "How do I feel?  Great!  And I kiss pretty good, too!"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1207 of 2298

Overload -- core meltdown sequence initiated.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1208 of 2298

Owe no man any thing...
                -- Romans 13:8
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1209 of 2298

Oxygen is a very toxic gas and an extreme fire hazard.  It is fatal in
concentrations of as little as 0.000001 p.p.m.  Humans exposed to the
oxygen concentrations die within a few minutes.  Symptoms resemble very
much those of cyanide poisoning (blue face, etc.).  In higher
concentrations, e.g. 20
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1210 of 2298

, the toxic effect is somewhat delayed and it
takes about 2.5 billion inhalations before death takes place.  The reason
for the delay is the difference in the mechanism of the toxic effect of
oxygen in 20% concentration.  It apparently contributes to a complex
process called aging, of which very little is known, except that it is
always fatal.

However, the main disadvantage of the 20% oxygen concentration is in the
fact it is habit forming.  The first inhalation (occurring at birth) is
sufficient to make oxygen addiction permanent.  After that, any
considerable decrease in the daily oxygen doses results in death with
symptoms resembling those of cyanide poisoning.

Oxygen is an extreme fire hazard.  All of the fires that were reported in
the continental U.S. for the period of the past 25 years were found to be
due to the presence of this gas in the atmosphere surrounding the buildings
in question.

Oxygen is especially dangerous because it is odorless, colorless and
tasteless, so that its presence can not be readily detected until it is
too late.
                -- Chemical & Engineering News February 6, 1956
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1211 of 2298

Ozman's Laws:
        (1)  If someone says he will do something "without fail," he won't.
        (2)  The more people talk on the phone, the less money they make.
        (3)  People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.
        (4)  Pizza always burns the roof of your mouth.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1212 of 2298

paak, n:        A stadium or inclosed playing field. To put or leave (a
                        a vehicle) for a time in a certain location.
patato, n:      The starchy, edible tuber of a widely cultivated plant.
Septemba, n:    The 9th month of the year.
shua, n:        Having no doubt; certain.
sista, n:       A female having the same mother and father as the speaker.
tamato, n:      A fleshy, smooth-skinned reddish fruit eaten in salads
                        or as a vegetable.
troopa, n:      A state policeman.
Wista, n:       A city in central Masschewsetts.
yaad, n:        A tract of ground adjacent to a building.
                -- Massachewsetts Unabridged Dictionary
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1213 of 2298

PAIN:
        Falling out of a twenty story building,
        and snagging your eyelid on a nail.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1214 of 2298

PAIN:
        One thing, at least it proves that you're alive!
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