Freebsd Fortunes 5

Man is a military animal,
Glories in gunpowder, and loves parade.
                -- P.J. Bailey

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon
to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
                -- Oscar Wilde

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he
is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
                -- Oscar Wilde

Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this--
no dog exchanges bones with another.
                -- Adam Smith

Man is by nature a political animal.
                -- Aristotle

Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...
and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
                -- Wernher von Braun

Man is the measure of all things.
                -- Protagoras

Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.
                -- Mark Twain

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms
with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
                -- Samuel Butler, 1835-1902

Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps;
for he is the only animal that is struck with the
difference between what things are and what they ought to be.
                -- William Hazlitt