Freebsd Fortunes 5

Peeping Tom:
        A window fan.

Peers's Law:
The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem.

Pelorat sighed.
        "I will never understand people."
        "There's nothing to it.  All you have to do is take a close look
at yourself and you will understand everyone else.  How would Seldon have
worked out his Plan -- and I don't care how subtle his mathematics was --
if he didn't understand people; and how could he have done that if people
weren't easy to understand?  You show me someone who can't understand
people and I'll show you someone who has built up a false image of himself
-- no offense intended."
                -- Asimov, "Foundation's Edge"

Penguin Trivia #46:
        Animals who are not penguins can only wish they were.

PENGUINICITY!!

pension:
        A federally insured chain letter.

People (a group that in my opinion has always attracted an undue amount of
attention) have often been likened to snowflakes.  This analogy is meant to
suggest that each is unique -- no two alike.  This is quite patently not the
case.  People ... are simply a dime a dozen.  And, I hasten to add, their
only similarity to snowflakes resides in their invariable and lamentable
tendency to turn, after a few warm days, to slush.
                -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"

People are always available for work in the past tense.

People are beginning to notice you.
Try dressing before you leave the house.

People are like onions -- you cut them up, and they make you cry.