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PENGUINICITY!!
 
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pension:
        A federally insured chain letter.
 
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People (a group that in my opinion has always attracted an undue amount of
attention) have often been likened to snowflakes.  This analogy is meant to
suggest that each is unique -- no two alike.  This is quite patently not the
case.  People ... are simply a dime a dozen.  And, I hasten to add, their
only similarity to snowflakes resides in their invariable and lamentable
tendency to turn, after a few warm days, to slush.
                -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"
 
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People are always available for work in the past tense.
 
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People are beginning to notice you.
Try dressing before you leave the house.
 
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People are like onions -- you cut them up, and they make you cry.
 
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People are unconditionally guaranteed to be full of defects.
 
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People don't change; they only become more so.
 
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People don't make the same mistake twice -- they make it three times,
four times...
 
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People don't usually make the same mistake twice -- they make it three
times, four time, five times...
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