Freebsd Fortunes 5

People who take cat naps don't usually sleep in a cat's cradle.

People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have
cold baths.

People who think they know everything
greatly annoy those of us who do.

People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin
Franklin said it first.

People will accept your ideas much more readily if
you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.

People will buy anything that's one to a customer.

People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.

People's Action Rules:
        (1) Some people who can, shouldn't.
        (2) Some people who should, won't.
        (3) Some people who shouldn't, will.
        (4) Some people who can't, will try, regardless.
        (5) Some people who shouldn't, but try, will then blame others.

Per buck you get more computing action with the small computer.
                -- R.W. Hamming

Pereant, inquit, qui ante nos nostra dixerunt.
[Confound those who have said our remarks before us.]
or
[May they perish who have expressed our bright ideas before us.]
                -- Aelius Donatus