| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 135 of 2298 |
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms
with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
-- Samuel Butler, 1835-1902
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 136 of 2298 |
Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps;
for he is the only animal that is struck with the
difference between what things are and what they ought to be.
-- William Hazlitt
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 137 of 2298 |
Man must shape his tools lest they shape him.
-- Arthur R. Miller
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 138 of 2298 |
Man proposes, God disposes.
-- Thomas a Kempis
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 139 of 2298 |
Man usually avoids attributing cleverness to somebody else --
unless it is an enemy.
-- A. Einstein
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 140 of 2298 |
Man who arrives at party two hours late
will find he has been beaten to the punch.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 141 of 2298 |
Man who falls in blast furnace is certain to feel overwrought.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 142 of 2298 |
Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 143 of 2298 |
Man who sleep in beer keg wake up stickey.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 144 of 2298 |
Man will never fly.
Space travel is merely a dream.
All aspirin is alike.
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