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Phone call for chucky-pooh.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1342 of 2298

phosflink:
        To flick a bulb on and off when it burns out (as if, somehow, that
        will bring it back to life).
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1343 of 2298

Photographing a volcano is just about
the most miserable thing you can do.
                -- Robert B. Goodman
                [Who has clearly never tried to use a PDP-10.  Ed.]
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1344 of 2298

Physically there is nothing to distinguish human society from the
farm-yard except that children are more troublesome and costly than
chickens and women are not so completely enslaved as farm stock.
                -- George Bernard Shaw, "Getting Married"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1345 of 2298

Picking up the pieces of my sweet shattered dream,
I wonder how the old folks are tonight,
Her name was Ann, and I'll be damned if I recall her face,
She left me not knowing what to do.

Carefree Highway, let me slip away on you,
Carefree Highway, you seen better days,
The morning after blues, from my head down to my shoes,
Carefree Highway, let me slip away, slip away, on you...

Turning back the pages to the times I love best,
I wonder if she'll ever do the same,
Now the thing that I call livin' is just bein' satisfied,
With knowing I got noone left to blame.
Carefree Highway, I got to see you, my old flame...

Searching through the fragments of my dream shattered sleep,
I wonder if the years have closed her mind,
I guess it must be wanderlust or tryin' to get free,
From the good old faithful feelin' we once knew.
                -- Gordon Lightfoot, "Carefree Highway"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1346 of 2298

Pickle's Law:
        If Congress must do a painful thing,
        the thing must be done in an odd-number year.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1347 of 2298

Piddle, twiddle, and resolve,
Not one damn thing do we solve.
                -- 1776
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1348 of 2298

Pie are not square.  Pie are round.  Cornbread are square.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1349 of 2298

Piece of cake!
                -- G.S. Koblas
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1350 of 2298

pig, n:
        An animal (Porcus omnivorous) closely allied to the human race by
        the splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is
        inferior in scope, for it balks at pig.
                -- Ambrose Bierce
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