Freebsd Fortunes 5

Pie are not square.  Pie are round.  Cornbread are square.

Piece of cake!
                -- G.S. Koblas

pig, n:
        An animal (Porcus omnivorous) closely allied to the human race by
        the splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is
        inferior in scope, for it balks at pig.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

Pilfering Treasure property is paticularly dangerous: big thieves are
ruthless in punishing little thieves.
                -- Diogenes

Pilots should avoid using illegal drugs.
                -- AOPA's Pilot's Handbook, 1988

Piping down the valleys wild,
Piping songs of pleasant glee,
On a cloud I saw a child,
And he laughing said to me:
"Pipe a song about a Lamb!"
So I piped with merry cheer.
"Piper, pipe that song again;"
So I piped: he wept to hear.
                -- William Blake, "Songs of Innocence"

Pipo was born with few complications, but then the doctor accidently dropped
the infant on her head provoking her drunken father to drag the physician
outside where he would beat him to death with a live ocelot.
                -- Love and Rockets

PISCES (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20)
        You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed
        by the CIA or FBI.  You have minor influence over your associates
        and people resent your flaunting of your power.  You lack confidence
        and you are generally a coward.  Pisces people do terrible things to
        small animals.

PISCES (Feb. 19 to Mar. 20)
        Take the high road, look for the good things, carry the American
        Express card and a weapon.  The world is yours today, as nobody
        else wants it.  Your mortgage will be foreclosed.  You will probably
        get run over by a bus.

PISCES (Feb.19 - Mar.20)
        You will get some very interesting news of a promotion today.
        It will go to someone in the office you dislike and will be the
        job you wanted.  Don't lend anyone a car today.  You don't have
        a car.