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Man who falls in blast furnace is certain to feel overwrought.
 
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Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self.
 
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Man who sleep in beer keg wake up stickey.
 
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Man will never fly.
Space travel is merely a dream.
All aspirin is alike.
 
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Management:     How many feet do mice have?
Reply:          Mice have four feet.
M:      Elaborate!
R:      Mice have five appendages, and four of them are feet.
M:      No discussion of fifth appendage!
R:      Mice have five appendages; four of them are feet; one is a tail.
M:      What?  Feet with no legs?
R:      Mice have four legs, four feet, and one tail per unit-mouse.
M:      Confusing -- is that a total of 9 appendages?
R:      Mice have four leg-foot assemblies and one tail assembly per body.
M:      Does not fully discuss the issue!
R:      Each mouse comes equipped with four legs and a tail.  Each leg
        is equipped with a foot at the end opposite the body; the tail
        is not equipped with a foot.
M:      Descriptive?  Yes.  Forceful NO!
R:      Allotment of appendages for mice will be:  Four foot-leg assemblies,
        one tail.  Deviation from this policy is not permitted as it would
        constitute misapportionment of scarce appendage assets.
M:      Too authoritarian; stifles creativity!
R:      Mice have four feet; each foot is attached to a small leg joined
        integrally with the overall mouse structural sub-system.  Also
        attached to the mouse sub-system is a thin tail, non-functional and
        ornamental in nature.
M:      Too verbose/scientific.  Answer the question!
R:      Mice have four feet.
 
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MANAGEMENT:
        The art of getting other people to do all the work.
 
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MANAGER:
        A man known for giving great meeting.
 
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man-hour, n:
        A sexist, obsolete measure of macho effort, equal to 60 Kiplings.
 
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MANIC-DEPRESSIVE:
        Easy glum, easy glow.
 
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Mankind is poised midway between the gods and the beasts.
                -- Plotinus
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