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Politics is the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next
week, next month and next year.  And to have the ability afterwards to
explain why it didn't happen.
                -- Winston Churchill
 
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Politics, like religion, hold up the
torches of matrydom to the reformers of error.
                -- Thomas Jefferson
 
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Politics makes strange bedfellows, and journalism makes strange politics.
                -- Amy Gorin
 
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politics, n:
        A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
        The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
                -- Ambrose Bierce
 
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Pollyanna's Educational Constant:
        The hyperactive child is never absent.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1409 of 2298

POLYGON:
        Dead parrot.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1410 of 2298

Polymer physicists are into chains.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1411 of 2298

Poorman's Rule:
        When you pull a plastic garbage bag from its handy dispenser
        package, you always get hold of the closed end and try to
        pull it open.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1412 of 2298

Pope Goestheveezl was the shortest reigning pope in the history of the
Church, reigning for two hours and six minutes on 1 April 1866.  The white
smoke had hardly faded into the blue of the Vatican skies before it dawned
on the assembled multitudes in St. Peter's Square that his name had hilarious
possibilities.  The crowds fell about, helpless with laughter, singing

        Half a pound of tuppenny rice
        Half a pound of treacle
        That's the way the chimney smokes
        Pope Goestheveezl

The square was finally cleared by armed carabineri with tears of laughter
streaming down their faces.  The event set a record for hilarious civic
functions, smashing the previous record set when Baron Hans Neizant
Bompzidaize was elected Landburgher of Koln in 1653.
                -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
 
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Populus vult decipi.
[The people like to be deceived.]
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