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Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer?
A: Throw him a rock.
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Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue-elephant gun.
Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant?
A: Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with
a blue-elephant gun.
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Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
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Q: How does a hacker fix a function which
doesn't work for all of the elements in its domain?
A: He changes the domain.
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Q: How does a single woman in New York get rid of cockroaches?
A: She asks them for a commitment.
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Q: How does a WASP propose marriage?
A: "How would you like to be buried with my people?"
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Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That's proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment
of license fee (binary only).
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Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being
done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Five. One to screw in the lightbulb and four to share the
experience. (Actually, Californians don't screw in
lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs.)
Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to screw in the lightbulb and two to fend off all
those Californians trying to share the experience.
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Q: How many college football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Only one, but he gets three credits for it.
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