Freebsd Fortunes 5
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Fortune: 1711 - 1720 of 2298 from Freebsd Fortunes 5

Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1711 of 2298

QOTD:
        "It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1712 of 2298

QOTD:
        "It's been Monday all week today."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1713 of 2298

QOTD:
        "It's been real and it's been fun, but it hasn't been real fun."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1714 of 2298

QOTD:
        "It's hard to tell whether he has an ace up his sleeve or if
        the ace is missing from his deck altogether."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1715 of 2298

QOTD:
        "It's men like him that give the Y chromosome a bad name."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1716 of 2298

QOTD:
        "It's sort of a threat, you see.  I've never been very good at
        them myself, but I'm told they can be very effective."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1717 of 2298

QOTD:
        "I've always wanted to work in the Federal Mint.  And then go on
        strike.  To make less money."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1718 of 2298

QOTD:
        "I've got one last thing to say before I go; give me back
        all of my stuff."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1719 of 2298

QOTD:
        I've heard about civil Engineers, but I've never met one.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1720 of 2298

QOTD:
        "I've just learned about his illness.  Let's hope it's nothing
        trivial."
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