Freebsd Fortunes 5

QOTD:
        Ludwig Boltzmann, who spend much of his life studying statistical
        mechanics died in 1906 by his own hand.  Paul Ehrenfest, carrying
        on the work, died similarly in 1933.  Now it is our turn.
                -- Goodstein, States of Matter

QOTD:
        Money isn't everything, but at least it keeps the kids in touch.

QOTD:
        "My ambition is to marry a rich woman who's too proud to let
        her husband work."

QOTD:
        "My life is a soap opera, but who gets the movie rights?"

QOTD:
        My mother was the travel agent for guilt trips.

QOTD:
        "My shampoo lasts longer than my relationships."

QOTD:
        "Of course it's the murder weapon.  Who would frame someone with
        a fake?"

QOTD:
        "Of course there's no reason for it, it's just our policy."

QOTD:
        "Oh, no, no...  I'm not beautiful.  Just very, very pretty."

QOTD:
        "Our parents were never our age."