Freebsd Fortunes 5
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Fortune: 1741 - 1750 of 2298 from Freebsd Fortunes 5

Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1741 of 2298

QOTD:
        Talent does what it can, genius what it must.
        I do what I get paid to do.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1742 of 2298

QOTD:
        "The baby was so ugly they had to hang a pork chop around its
        neck to get the dog to play with it."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1743 of 2298

QOTD:
        "The elder gods went to Suggoth and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1744 of 2298

QOTD:
        The forest may be quiet, but that doesn't mean
        the snakes have gone away.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1745 of 2298

QOTD:
        "There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm sure looking."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1746 of 2298

QOTD:
        "This is a one line proof... if we start sufficiently far to the
        left."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1747 of 2298

QOTD:
        "To hell with patience, I'm gonna kill me something!"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1748 of 2298

QOTD:
        "Unlucky?  If I bought a pumpkin farm, they'd cancel Halloween."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1749 of 2298

QOTD:
        "What do you mean, you had the dog fixed?   Just what made you
        think he was broken!"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1750 of 2298

QOTD:
        "What I like most about myself is that I'm so understanding
        when I mess things up."
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