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Quantum Mechanics is God's version of "Trust me."
 
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QUARK:
        The sound made by a well bred duck.
 
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Quark!  Quark!  Beware the quantum duck!
 
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Queensboro president Donald Mannis, charged with receiving bribes in
exchange for city contracts, resigned on Tuesday.  Mannis feels he must
devote more time to impending litigation, some of which might eminate
from a recent statement he made comparing New York Mayor Ed Koch to
Nazi Martin Bormann.  A spokesman from the Bormann estate said they are
weighing the odds of a slander suit.  Mayor Koch could naturally be
reached for comment, but we chose not to listen.
                -- Dennis Miller
 
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Question:
        Man Invented Alcohol,
        God Invented Grass.
        Whom do you trust?
 
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question = ( to ) ? be : ! be;
                -- Wm. Shakespeare
 
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QUESTION AUTHORITY.

(Sez who?)
 
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Question: Is it better to abide by the rules until
they're changed or help speed the change by breaking them?
 
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Questionable day.
Ask somebody something.
 
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Questions are never indiscreet, answers sometimes are.
                -- Oscar Wilde
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