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Re: Graphics:
A picture is worth 10K words -- but only those to describe
the picture. Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately
described with pictures.
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1803 of 2298 |
Reach into the thoughts of friends,
And find they do not know your name.
Squeeze the teddy bear too tight,
And watch the feathers burst the seams.
Touch the stained glass with your cheek,
And feel its chill upon your blood.
Hold a candle to the night,
And see the darkness bend the flame.
Tear the mask of peace from God,
And hear the roar of souls in hell.
Pluck a rose in name of love,
And watch the petals curl and wilt.
Lean upon the western wind,
And know you are alone.
-- Dru Mims
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1804 of 2298 |
Reactor error - core dumped!
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1805 of 2298 |
Reading is thinking with someone else's head instead of one's own.
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Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body.
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1807 of 2298 |
Reagan can't act either.
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1808 of 2298 |
Real computer scientists despise the idea of actual hardware. Hardware has
limitations, software doesn't. It's a real shame that Turing machines are
so poor at I/O.
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1809 of 2298 |
Real computer scientists don't write code. They occasionally tinker with
`programming systems', but those are so high level that they hardly count
(and rarely count accurately; precision is for applications).
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Real computer scientists like having a computer on their desk, else how
could they read their mail?
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Real computer scientists only write specs for languages that might run on
future hardware. Nobody trusts them to write specs for anything homo sapiens
will ever be able to fit on a single planet.
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