Freebsd Fortunes 5

Recipe for a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster:
        (1) Take the juice from one bottle of Ol' Janx Spirit
        (2) Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of
                Santraginus V (Oh, those Santraginean fish!)
        (3) Allow 3 cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the
                mixture (properly iced or the benzine is lost.)
        (4) Allow four liters of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it.
        (5) Over the back of a silver spoon, float a measure of
                Qualactin Hypermint extract.
        (6) Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger.  Watch it dissolve.
        (7) Sprinkle Zamphuor.
        (8) Add an olive.
        (9) Drink... but... very carefully...

Reclaimer, spare that tree!
Take not a single bit!
It used to point to me,
Now I'm protecting it.
It was the reader's CONS
That made it, paired by dot;
Now, GC, for the nonce,
Thou shalt reclaim it not.

Recursion is the root of computation
since it trades description for time.

Recursion: n. See Recursion.
                -- Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary

Regardless of whether a mission expands or contracts,
administrative overhead continues to grow at a steady rate.

Regnant populi.

Regression analysis:
        Mathematical techniques for trying to understand why things are
        getting worse.

Reichel's Law:
        A body on vacation tends to remain on vacation unless acted upon by
        an outside force.

Reinhart was never his mother's favorite -- and he was an only child.
                -- Thomas Berger

Reisner's Rule of Conceptual Inertia:
        If you think big enough, you'll never have to do it.