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Reclaimer, spare that tree!
Take not a single bit!
It used to point to me,
Now I'm protecting it.
It was the reader's CONS
That made it, paired by dot;
Now, GC, for the nonce,
Thou shalt reclaim it not.

Recursion is the root of computation
since it trades description for time.

Recursion: n. See Recursion.
                -- Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary

Regardless of whether a mission expands or contracts,
administrative overhead continues to grow at a steady rate.

Regnant populi.

Regression analysis:
        Mathematical techniques for trying to understand why things are
        getting worse.

Reichel's Law:
        A body on vacation tends to remain on vacation unless acted upon by
        an outside force.

Reinhart was never his mother's favorite -- and he was an only child.
                -- Thomas Berger

Reisner's Rule of Conceptual Inertia:
        If you think big enough, you'll never have to do it.

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't the remotest
knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die.
                -- Oscar Wilde, "The Importance of Being Earnest"