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Recursion: n. See Recursion.
                -- Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary

Regardless of whether a mission expands or contracts,
administrative overhead continues to grow at a steady rate.

Regnant populi.

Regression analysis:
        Mathematical techniques for trying to understand why things are
        getting worse.

Reichel's Law:
        A body on vacation tends to remain on vacation unless acted upon by
        an outside force.

Reinhart was never his mother's favorite -- and he was an only child.
                -- Thomas Berger

Reisner's Rule of Conceptual Inertia:
        If you think big enough, you'll never have to do it.

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't the remotest
knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die.
                -- Oscar Wilde, "The Importance of Being Earnest"

...relaxed in the manner of a man who
has no need to put up a front of any kind.
                -- John Ball, "Mark One: the Dummy"

Reliable source, n:
        The guy you just met.