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Religion is a crutch, but that's okay... humanity is a cripple.
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Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
-- Napoleon
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Religions revolve madly around sexual questions.
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Rembrandt is not to be compared in the painting of character with our
extraordinarily gifted English artist, Mr. Rippingille.
-- John Hunt, British editor, scholar and art critic
Cerf/Navasky, "The Experts Speak"
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1860 of 2298 |
Remember -- only 10% of anything can be in the top 10 |
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1861 of 2298 |
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1862 of 2298 |
Remember Darwin; building a better
mousetrap merely results in smarter mice.
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1863 of 2298 |
Remember, DESSERT is spelled with two `s's while DESERT is spelled
with one, because EVERYONE wants two desserts, but NO ONE wants two
deserts.
-- Miss Oglethorp, Gr. 5, PS. 59
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1864 of 2298 |
Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
-- Jim Samuels
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1865 of 2298 |
Remember, God could only create the world in 6 days because he didn't
have an established user base.
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