Freebsd Fortunes 5

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
                -- Napoleon

Religions revolve madly around sexual questions.

Rembrandt is not to be compared in the painting of character with our
extraordinarily gifted English artist, Mr. Rippingille.
                -- John Hunt, British editor, scholar and art critic
                   Cerf/Navasky, "The Experts Speak"

Remember -- only 10% of anything can be in the top 10

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Remember Darwin; building a better
mousetrap merely results in smarter mice.

Remember, DESSERT is spelled with two `s's while DESERT is spelled
with one, because EVERYONE wants two desserts, but NO ONE wants two
deserts.
                -- Miss Oglethorp, Gr. 5, PS. 59

Remember folks.  Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
                -- Jim Samuels

Remember, God could only create the world in 6 days because he didn't
have an established user base.

Remember, Grasshopper, falling down 1000 stairs begins by tripping over
the first one.
                -- Confusion