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Remember -- only 10% of anything can be in the top 10

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Remember Darwin; building a better
mousetrap merely results in smarter mice.

Remember, DESSERT is spelled with two `s's while DESERT is spelled
with one, because EVERYONE wants two desserts, but NO ONE wants two
deserts.
                -- Miss Oglethorp, Gr. 5, PS. 59

Remember folks.  Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
                -- Jim Samuels

Remember, God could only create the world in 6 days because he didn't
have an established user base.

Remember, Grasshopper, falling down 1000 stairs begins by tripping over
the first one.
                -- Confusion

"Remember, if it's being done correctly, here or abroad, it's
*not* the U.S. Army doing it!"
                -- Good Morning VietNam

Remember kids, if there's a loaded gun in the room, be sure
that you're the one holding it.
                -- Mr. Greenfatigues

Remember: Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life.
                -- Dave Butler