Freebsd Fortunes 5

Remember, DESSERT is spelled with two `s's while DESERT is spelled
with one, because EVERYONE wants two desserts, but NO ONE wants two
deserts.
                -- Miss Oglethorp, Gr. 5, PS. 59

Remember folks.  Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
                -- Jim Samuels

Remember, God could only create the world in 6 days because he didn't
have an established user base.

Remember, Grasshopper, falling down 1000 stairs begins by tripping over
the first one.
                -- Confusion

"Remember, if it's being done correctly, here or abroad, it's
*not* the U.S. Army doing it!"
                -- Good Morning VietNam

Remember kids, if there's a loaded gun in the room, be sure
that you're the one holding it.
                -- Mr. Greenfatigues

Remember: Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life.
                -- Dave Butler

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when
you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
                -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"

Remember that there is an outside world to see and enjoy.
                -- Hans Liepmann

Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot,
it could only be worse in Cleveland.