Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1865 of 2298 |
Remember, God could only create the world in 6 days because he didn't
have an established user base.
|
|
|
Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1866 of 2298 |
Remember, Grasshopper, falling down 1000 stairs begins by tripping over
the first one.
-- Confusion
|
|
|
Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1867 of 2298 |
"Remember, if it's being done correctly, here or abroad, it's
*not* the U.S. Army doing it!"
-- Good Morning VietNam
|
|
|
Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1868 of 2298 |
Remember kids, if there's a loaded gun in the room, be sure
that you're the one holding it.
-- Mr. Greenfatigues
|
|
|
Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1869 of 2298 |
Remember: Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life.
-- Dave Butler
|
|
|
Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1870 of 2298 |
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when
you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
-- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"
|
|
|
Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1871 of 2298 |
Remember that there is an outside world to see and enjoy.
-- Hans Liepmann
|
|
|
Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1872 of 2298 |
Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot,
it could only be worse in Cleveland.
|
|
|
Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1873 of 2298 |
Remember the good old days, when CPU was singular?
|
|
|
Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1874 of 2298 |
Remember the... the... uhh.....
|
|