Freebsd Fortunes 5

Remember: Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life.
                -- Dave Butler

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when
you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
                -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"

Remember that there is an outside world to see and enjoy.
                -- Hans Liepmann

Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot,
it could only be worse in Cleveland.

Remember the good old days, when CPU was singular?

Remember the... the... uhh.....

Remember thee
Ay, thou poor ghost while memory holds a seat
In this distracted globe.  Remember thee!
Yea, from the table of my memory
I'll wipe away all trivial fond records,
All saws of books, all forms, all pressures past,
That youth and observation copied there.
                -- William Shakespear, "Hamlet"

Remember to say hello to your bank teller.

Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.
                -- Mt.

Remember: use logout to logout.