Freebsd Fortunes 5

Remove me from this land of slaves,
Where all are fools, and all are knaves,
Where every knave and fool is bought,
Yet kindly sells himself for nought;
                -- Jonathan Swift

Removing the straw that broke the camel's back
does not necessarily allow the camel to walk again.

Renning's Maxim:
        Man is the highest animal.  Man does the classifying.

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.
                -- Mark Twain

Repel them.  Repel them.  Induce them to relinquish the spheroid.
                -- Indiana University footbal cheer

Reply hazy, ask again later.

Reporter:
        A writer who guesses his way to the truth
        and dispels it with a tempest of words.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

Reporter:   "How did you like school when you were growing up, Yogi?"
Yogi Berra: "Closed."

Reporter:   "What would you do if you found a million dollars?"
Yogi Berra: "If the guy was poor, I would give it back."

Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi):
                Mr. Gandhi, what do you think of Western Civilization?
Gandhi:         I think it would be a good idea.