Freebsd Fortunes 5

Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed.  It is not fair that some men
should be happier than others.
                -- Oscar Wilde

Richard Nixon was the most dishonest individual I have ever met in my life.
He lied to his wife, his family, his friends, his colleagues in the Congress,
lifetime members of his own political party, the American people, and the
world.
                -- Senator Barry Goldwater

Riches cover a multitude of woes.
                -- Menander

Rick:           "How can you close me up?  On what grounds?"
Renault:        "I'm shocked!  Shocked!  To find that gambling is
                        going on here."
Croupier (handing money to Renault):
                "Your winnings, sir."
Renault:        "Oh.  Thank you very much."
                -- Casablanca

Riffle West Virginia is so small that the
Boy Scout had to double as the town drunk.

"Rights" is a fictional abstraction.  No one has "Rights", neither
machines nor flesh-and-blood.  Persons... have opportunities, not
rights, which they use or do not use.
                -- Lazarus Long

Ring around the collar.

Ritchie's Rule:
        (1) Everything has some value -- if you use the right currency.
        (2) Paint splashes last longer than the paint job.
        (3) Search and ye shall find -- but make sure it was lost.

Robot, n:
        Someone who's been made by a scientist.

Robot, n:
        University administrator.