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Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1911 of 2298

Riches cover a multitude of woes.
                -- Menander
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1912 of 2298

Rick:           "How can you close me up?  On what grounds?"
Renault:        "I'm shocked!  Shocked!  To find that gambling is
                        going on here."
Croupier (handing money to Renault):
                "Your winnings, sir."
Renault:        "Oh.  Thank you very much."
                -- Casablanca
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1913 of 2298

Riffle West Virginia is so small that the
Boy Scout had to double as the town drunk.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1914 of 2298

"Rights" is a fictional abstraction.  No one has "Rights", neither
machines nor flesh-and-blood.  Persons... have opportunities, not
rights, which they use or do not use.
                -- Lazarus Long
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1915 of 2298

Ring around the collar.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1916 of 2298

Ritchie's Rule:
        (1) Everything has some value -- if you use the right currency.
        (2) Paint splashes last longer than the paint job.
        (3) Search and ye shall find -- but make sure it was lost.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1917 of 2298

Robot, n:
        Someone who's been made by a scientist.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1918 of 2298

Robot, n:
        University administrator.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1919 of 2298

Robustness, adj:
        Never having to say you're sorry.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1920 of 2298

Rocky's Lemma of Innovation Prevention
        Unless the results are known in advance,
        funding agencies will reject the proposal.
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