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Rick: "How can you close me up? On what grounds?"
Renault: "I'm shocked! Shocked! To find that gambling is
going on here."
Croupier (handing money to Renault):
"Your winnings, sir."
Renault: "Oh. Thank you very much."
-- Casablanca
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1913 of 2298 |
Riffle West Virginia is so small that the
Boy Scout had to double as the town drunk.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1914 of 2298 |
"Rights" is a fictional abstraction. No one has "Rights", neither
machines nor flesh-and-blood. Persons... have opportunities, not
rights, which they use or do not use.
-- Lazarus Long
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1915 of 2298 |
Ring around the collar.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1916 of 2298 |
Ritchie's Rule:
(1) Everything has some value -- if you use the right currency.
(2) Paint splashes last longer than the paint job.
(3) Search and ye shall find -- but make sure it was lost.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1917 of 2298 |
Robot, n:
Someone who's been made by a scientist.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1918 of 2298 |
Robot, n:
University administrator.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1919 of 2298 |
Robustness, adj:
Never having to say you're sorry.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1920 of 2298 |
Rocky's Lemma of Innovation Prevention
Unless the results are known in advance,
funding agencies will reject the proposal.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1921 of 2298 |
Romance, like alcohol, should be enjoyed, but should not be allowed to
become necessary.
-- Edgar Friedenberg
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